The random thread

Answer each post in this thread with a random answer (for example, if someone says something like "do you eat cheese" you answer with something like "Naruto is cool). I start first: This forum rules!

I know this bordom drawls, you don't have to tell me!

How many Elums can you get in a washing machine?

Oh that's a stupid question! With an easy answer When you add the fleech to the computer, you can eat it when it get's crunchy!

Why do elephants get colds??

Don't you know? It's because the apple was frightened!

I think that if a table needs talking to, people should actually spot the difference rather than insulting pies. Do you agree?

No!! The wog had sat on the log, meaning that it must have been on the bog right?? But the dog, that was sitting ontop of the wog that was on the log in the bog, was rearanging the murder of the bog, that contained the log, which was underneath the wog.


Why did Harry the Hornet carry a paper bag around??

Wow, throwing staples at everyone you see is cool.

Harry the Hornet caries a paper bag because he can't see topings. If that wasn't so, the TV would kill the can opener, which is the reason why I'm knee-deep in buffalo stew.
Throwing stables is as cool as a bowling ball in a pit of venomous sparrows.

Does ya all understand moi naow?!

Dem Fawlout tree r be kewl.

When do chicken's hibernate?

When the timer reaches hello.

Why am I so tired all the board?

Because the toothbrush plays Foul Wii on a chair called the Wisconsin.

Why am I not a moderator?

Because I ate it and now I'm in the nut house.

Why am I in the nut house?

(Also, because I thought this was kinda like a game and I was bored, I used my Mod powers and moved this thread to Forum Games.)

Because Windows is better than McDonald's.

That is very true. Well done on the curb.

Are there aliens on Earth?

Yes, there are boats in there. I saw them. They were really cool ninja.