Not sure if this was a good idea or not, but I remembered that outtake thread from the other forums and thought I could try the same thing here. Basically you take a scene from one of the games and change it to make it stupid and funny. Example:
Stranger's Wrath, phonecall to Sekto
Sekto: Sekto here, what's your business?
Stranger: Seven days...
And in case that confused you, the saven days thing is from The Ring (great movie, by the way).
Or instead of that you can do something like:
Abe is running from a Scrab in Scrabania. He trips over a rock, falls headfirst into a cactus, and the Scrab eats him.
...Yeah.